Hello Hillary

Jo Dee Messina

2009-09-18T15:41:00.001-05:00

KRMD's Hillary and Derek talk to Jo Dee Messina before the KRMD Free Country concert Sunday

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Drunk Yoga

2009-07-23T09:02:00.002-05:00

Today is blog sharing day. So I share with you one of my favorite blogs, always good for a chuckle, Drunk yoga. A blog dedicated to those lushes who pass out in Yoga like positions. Have you ever found yourself after a night of tequila in a downward facing dog position? I've felt like dog....even tried the "hair of the dog", but I can't say I have.

http://funtuna.blogspot.com/2009/07/drunk-people-yoga-positions.html

AWE Factor....

2009-07-15T08:05:00.006-05:00

Doesn't this just make you say, "Awwwwwweeeeee?"

This is Boo Boo the world's smallest dog, according to the Guinness Book of World Records. Boo Boo is a long-haired Chihuahua, only 4 inches tall. All together now, "AWWWWWWEEEEE"

However, as if that cannot get any cuter, Boo Boo looks like he has some competition. Introducing Scooter:

I know, AWE, Scooter, a Maltese, is just over 3 inches tall and less than 8 inches from nose to tail AND he weighs less than one pound.

So sweet I am getting a toothache.

Git R Done!

2009-07-10T08:54:00.001-05:00

Larry the Cable guy chats it up with us on the show today. Find out what he has been up to.

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Could you pass the citizen test?

2009-07-06T08:52:00.004-05:00

The INS looks for an 80%...I got a 70%...hehe...oops. Well, I have an excuse I am trying to work and do this at the same time...so there. Give it your best shot!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25461301/?GT1=43001

Cheesy President...

2009-07-06T07:30:00.003-05:00

Many people celebrate our day of Independence popping fireworks, BBQ-ing, going to the lake, but not this guy....

An artist, named Troy Landwehr unveiled his latest piece of work: a 6-foot, 8-inch sculpture of Abe Lincoln.

Was it carved out of stone?

No.

Wood?

No.

It was created out of a 1,000-pound block of CHEDDAR CHEESE.

Why?

I don't know. Maybe it was a tribute to the President, who (ironically) owned the first log cabin, to make him into a huge cheese log. I don't have these answers....just the story...oh and the picture.

Have a lot of time on your hands?

2009-06-25T08:38:00.003-05:00

OK, so maybe I do live underneath a rock. Seems everyone but me knew about these websites, but just in case you too have taken up residency underneath a boulder, I will pass this little jewel on to you. http://www.dailyhaha.com/_soundboards/fam_guy_peter_griffin_board.htm
Yes, maybe a little immature but a lot of fun....prank calling people via Peter Griffin from the "Family Guy". There are all types of sound bytes for every situation guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours. Derek and I can't wait to call Walmart using this baby! (Stay tuned for that audio)
Enjoy and your welcome!

Friday Funnies...

2009-06-19T06:51:00.007-05:00

Life in Louisiana.

Celebrities and there new teefs....

2009-06-19T06:41:00.006-05:00

Seems like tons of celebs have capped off their gums. Check out these before and afters...courtesy of tmz.com

If you missed it....

2009-06-17T05:56:00.001-05:00

Here was the highlight of the CMT Awards show last night. Taylor Swift AKA T Sweezy's rap debut: LOVES IT!

Are you a good husband...

2009-06-10T05:52:00.001-05:00

This is a quiz from 1933 which was meant to help men determine if they're a GOOD or BAD husband. Which side of the line do you stand on? (Double click on quiz to enlarge)

Jimmy Fallon Saved by the Bell

2009-06-10T05:20:00.004-05:00

THE Zack Morris appeared on Jimmy Fallon Monday night in one of, if not Jimmy's only, captivating interviews. LOVES IT!!!

P.S. Well done Jimmy you almost made it through a segment without laughing at yourself....almost.

He does that just a little too well for my liking....

2009-06-04T17:15:00.002-05:00

So he may have broken my Taylor Swifts heart, but he sure does a hell of a Beyonce. Thanks to my sister, Heather, for sending this my way.
Many tweens are swooning, fainting and crying all because of the latest Jonas brothers countdown video:

I have to admit...it is pretty funny. However, he does that really well...scary.

Free Credit Report

2009-06-04T06:17:00.003-05:00

As Nashville Kat reported today:
Blake Shelton once asked King George Strait what is the best way to warm up a crowd. George's response? Play something everyone knows.
So now, Blake opens up his shows with the Free Credit Report.com commercial. Ha-larious...check it out:

Awkward Family Photos...

2009-05-26T19:39:00.011-05:00

Ok so my friend Eric showed me this blog (http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/) that consists mainly of awkward family photos (hence the title)....absolutely hilarious. I took the time however to peruse through them and pick out my favorites...enjoy:
Ok so this is just absolutely sweet for many reasons. Where to start? The jeans, the hair, the saber....L-O-V-E it!
Surely she isn't going to eat that all by herself. I think the dog is scared.....I would be too.

This husband is clearly whipped....cute though. But why?

OMG!!!!! HAHAHA...I take it he is having a girl?

Ok so this is just creepy on so many levels...but what is with the shorts dad??? Drew wants to frame this one in our home...over the fireplace. I am considering it.

This one on the blog was simply titled, "The Dribbler"- fabulous

Hairy situations...

2009-05-26T06:36:00.009-05:00

Saturday, the World Beard and Mustache Championships took place in Anchorage, Alaska. (Yes, there is such a thing.)

Here is a preview of the hairy hi-jinks that took place.

Ok SHE was not really in it...but it made me laugh...anywho...here they are:
They guy on the right looks as though his beard is afraid his mouth might eat it....

Here are the winners. If you care the guy on the right brought home first. He is an Anchorage native named David Traver. His beard is designed to resemble and Alaskan snowshoe. His mom must be so proud.

Is that part of a dryer???

It's like an ice cream cone of facial hair...de-lish...

He makes a good point =)

And you thought I had a big mouth...

2009-05-21T09:32:00.002-05:00

I bet you he has no problem at the dentist....

Funny meeting you here???

2009-05-19T08:08:00.004-05:00

Even though all signs pointed to yes when it came to the alleged affair between Leanne Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, co-stars of "Northern Lights", Leanne, "refuse[s] to discuss tabloid rumors."

With that said, you would think she would try real hard to refrain from being seen in public with Eddie. But we thought wrong:

There they are on Sunday, "accidentally" bumping into each other at a Staples Center bar during halftime at The LA Lakers game.

Is this believable? 19,000 people in the Staples center and these two just happen to bump into each other? I guess it is possible....hmmmm.

But then maybe it wasn't accidental and maybe they are together now. Leanne and her husband (?) Dean's 13,380 square foot Nashville home is for sale for $7 million plus. They just moved into it last fall...what gives? And according to a source, Dean has been living there all by himself.
Here are some pictures of their home...pretty nice digs. (Click on picture to magnify)

TV Commercials...

2009-05-18T18:03:00.002-05:00

So I get off early from work and have the luxury of watching some day-time tube. I thought I would share with you one of my favorite commercials on TV right now. I'm not sure why I love it so much...it is just fabulous and deserving of some kind of award.

And then thanks to my friend Clay for showing me this bizarre commercial. It seems so inappropriate...it can't be real...but it is...does this help sell their product?

Swine flu got you down?

2009-04-29T07:53:00.003-05:00

Take two and call me in the morning

Swine flu isn't new....

2009-04-29T07:12:00.001-05:00

Swine flu isn't anything new. Check out this PSA the government aired in the 70s urging people to get their swine flu shots.

Monday Morning Mailbag...

2009-04-27T08:04:00.002-05:00

This mornings e-mail poses this question: Do you have something that you sleep with every night? An old baby-blanket, night-light, or in my case a pound puppy named Brutus?

Well, Emily of Shreveport has a 23-year-old boyfriend that can't go to sleep unless he has his baby blanket with him. Emily doesn't like this and wants to know if she should break up with him. What would you do?

Someone called in and said that is not so bad, she knows a woman in her sixties that still sleeps with a pacifier in her mouth! Now that is strange to me, but she might think Brutus isn't too cool.

What do you think?

Cover Girl

2009-04-23T07:23:00.006-05:00

Faith Hill is gracing the May issue of Redbook with her presence...well...sort of.
Actually, she's THREE different cover girls.
Each will feature Faith made up to look like some of history's iconic blondes: Bridgette Bardot, Grace Kelly, and Twiggy.

I invented Post-Its....

2009-04-22T07:05:00.005-05:00

Andrea Wachner had her 10-year reunion coming up and she wanted to make a splash. So did she lose weight? NO! Reconstructive surgery? NO! Tell everyone she invented post-its? NO!

She hired a pole dancer to impersonate her.

Yep, Andrea asked Cricket, an exotic dancer, to stand in for her at the 10-year shin-dig, and tell people that she had reconstructive surgery and suffered from amnesia. Now this story wasn't completely unbelievable because some of her former classmates heard that after high school Andrea was in a horrific car accident.

Cricket aka "Andrea" said she was working as a dancer to help pay for her graduate school tuition.

Well at least she found a good use for her graduation tassel!

GA-ROSS!

2009-04-14T07:37:00.002-05:00

Ok, you know when somethings are so nasty you just can't help, but look? Well this is one of those situations....look!

Ok now that the gagging has stopped...you pose the question what is that? Well let me explain:

Recently, 28-year-old Artyom Sidorkin of Izhevsk, Russia (--in the western part of the country), started having chest pains. Then last week . . . after he began coughing up blood . . . Artyom decided he'd better go to the hospital.
When Artyom's doctors took an X-ray, they found what appeared to be a tumor inside his lungs. But when they cut Artyom open to biopsy the tissue . . . they found something completely unexpected. What was it?
Somehow, a TWO-INCH FIR TREE had sprouted inside Artyom's lungs!
According to Artyom's doctor, quote, "I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things."
I know what you're thinking: How exactly does a fir tree grow inside someone's lungs?
Well, Artyom's doctors aren't really sure. But the working theory is that Artyom must have inhaled a small bud . . . which took hold inside his lungs and started to grow. (Fox News / MosNews)

*courtesy of The Complete Sheet

Memories....

2009-04-07T05:28:00.002-05:00

When you think of Easter, what are some of your childhood memories? Mine? My sisters and I in matching bubble outfits equipped with bow, curled box-bangs with lots of hairspray and a burn mark on my forehead form the curling iron because I was squirming and crying when my mother was curling them. You?

Has it touched you?

2009-03-30T13:37:00.004-05:00

It has touched me.
At 16, I lost my dad to pancreatic cancer. My maternal grandmother died at age 59 to lung cancer. My paternal grandmother had a double mastectomy due to breast cancer. My paternal grandfather suffered from melanoma.
CANCER: It has definitely touched my life in more ways than one, and that is why Relay for Life is so important to me.
Would my dad have been there to walk me down the aisle? My father and grandparents, there to see their little daughter and granddaughter finally say, "I do"? Would they see me graduate both high school and college, meet their grandchildren and great-grandchildren? Possibly, but that is in the past... and we cannot change that, but we can help change the future.
Join me in the fight against cancer as I participate in Shreveport's Relay for Life April 17th and 18th at Byrd high school. Just a small donation of $10.00 can save many lives and help us uncover new and exciting technology to rid the world of cancer.
Many of you have pledged $10.00 (and some more) and I thank you in advance. I will need to collect your donations by Friday, April 3rd. If you would like to participate, please feel free to donate a minimum of $10.00 cash or check (made out to the American Cancer Society). Donate today and help me reach my goal by visiting my personal page here:
http://main.acsevents.org/goto/Hillaryslifesavingpage

Thank you again for making a difference.

Sincerely,
Hillary
For more information to how your money is saving lives click here: http://www.relayforlife.org/relay/

O is going country!

2009-03-24T06:04:00.003-05:00

As reported first by Nashville Kat, Oprah is doing a country-themed episode of her show and she has a good list of performers. So far, the lineup includes Kenny Chesney, Carrie Underwood Sugarland and Darius Rucker.
No word on when you can see it on the tube BUT Oprah is also offering a chance for, "huge country fans" to sit in the audience. If you are interested click here: https://www.oprah.com/plugform.jsp?plugId=1646853&

What does your pig say about you?

2009-03-23T08:18:00.003-05:00

Are you closed off, distrustful, sensitive? Find out what your pig says about you with this pig personality test. It's fun, quick and easy. Come on it's Monday...it's not like you were really going to get any work done anyway...you are here aren't you?
Get to drawing here: http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/

Leann Rimes: "Affair" video

2009-03-20T06:03:00.003-05:00

OK a picture can be misconstrued, but can this video? Pretty damaging stuff. I guess she could always say they were rehearsing for their movie, "Northern Lights". Then again, this could be a big publicity stunt, if so, that is really going low huh?

It may take a few seconds to load...be patient.

Leader of the pack???

2009-03-20T05:35:00.004-05:00

So in my desperate attempt to keep our furry son, Willie, from biting and ripping not only my clothes but my body to shreds I went to the number one source for all information...THE INTERNET!
Here is the video I was telling you about on the air. This lady says I need to establish myself as a pack leader and by doing that, in turn, act like a dog...growling, baring my teeth, barking. And yes, for those of you who were not listening I tried it. What?!? I'm desperate.

Leann Rimes speaks

2009-03-19T05:07:00.001-05:00

Leann Rimes is spalshed on the front cover of US Weekly for her alledged affair with co-star of her new flick "Northen Lights". Listen to her comment on the rumors.

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Leann Rimes so blue?

2009-03-19T04:58:00.003-05:00

Here is an alleged affair photo of Leann Rimes and her co-star of "Northern Lights" Eddie Cibrian. According to Us Weekly, Leann and Eddie snuck off for a "three-hour tryst" at a Malibu, California hotel where this fuzzy security photo was taken of them holding hands and kissing.

Leann has posted a message on her website:

"... I would like to assure all of you that this (website) is a place for you to hear things directly from me and, as you all know, not everything in our lives is always black and white. Have faith."

Now, I can understand how a photo can be misconstrued, but when you make a comment like that suggesting that there are gray areas, that doesn't look good. Why can't you say, "no we are just friends..no affair here." Is it a publicity thing? Or are you really cheating sistah'?

Leann's husband, Dean Sheremet seems to be fine. He was recently at home and twittering, "I love my wife!"

We'll see...stay tuned.

Back in the day...

2009-03-18T06:33:00.007-05:00

So we were talking to Nashville Kat this morning and she mentioned that American Idol will be coming out with trading cards. (???) Yeah I'm not sure about that one...you can only tap the money well so much before it runs dry.

However, this reminded me of the only trading cards I ever collected as a kid....GARBAGE PAIL KIDS!!!! Remember these?

I couldn't get enough of these, and from what I remember the gum was pretty good too. However, I don't think parents would go for these so much anymore. Look at Nervous Rex...parents would have a hay-day! Yeah, I see that he is smoking and picking his nose, all while wearing a diaper, but he is a cartoon- devoid of any diseases.

I even had this card as a kid, but never did I say, " Man, I want to be like Nervous Rex and smoke, drink lots of coffee, and wear a diaper." Did you?

It's sad that these went out the window along with candy cigarettes, and now they have even edited Bugs Bunny cartoons to eliminate any smoking, drinking, etc.

I'm not a parent yet, (and maybe when the time comes I will change my tune) but I grew up with all of these things and turned out fine. (Right?)

If anything were to influence me it wasn't cartoons or candy it was my parents. I knew these things were bad for me and I shouldn't do them. Why? Becasue my parents told me so...not a drawing. I knew that Wyle E. Coyote could fall off a cliff and still live to pester the Road Runner another day, but if I attempted the same ACME sponsored stunt I would be taking a big dirt nap.

So why so PC parents? Don't you think we are sheltering kids a little too much these days? OK, off my soap box...someone else's turn.

A dear John e-mail...

2009-03-13T08:13:00.002-05:00

So if you are insensitive enough to pull a Joe-Bro and break up with someone via e-mail/text but just can't find the words then this is for you.

It's http://www.breakupemail.com/. basically the website asks you a few questions, you answer and then Voila! They compose a quite humorous, yet mean spirited e-mail. you just copy, paste and send and then the deal is done.

I have taken the liberty to compose a sample for you below:

Dear So-and-So,
I'm writing you this email because I think our relationship has run its course. Do you realize that you're a total loser? You've changed too much since we met, and I don't like it. I can't believe how selfish you are. Relationships are supposed to be about sharing, jerk. Your arrogance seems to have no limits; it's as if you think you're
actually somebody. I know you'll probably tell everyone that you dumped me,
because you're a liar. But everyone knows that already, so they won't believe
you. I called the nursery school program, and they agreed to let you in after
they assessed your maturity level. You know, a little respect can go a long way.
But the amount of respect you give me is only enough for ME to go a long way. A
long way away from you, douchebag. And another thing: take a freakin shower! You
smell so bad that the garbage collectors wonder what the smell is when they come
down the street. Maybe part of the problem is that you drink so much. You can't
actually call gin-flakes or beerios breakfast. Why do you have to be so messy?
How hard is it to put your dirty underwear in the laundry machine and wash a few
dishes now and again? Frankly, you just don't care enough about me. Luckily I
care enough about me to make up for it, by saying goodbye to you. I can't
believe you forgot my birthday! Who does that? The fact that you forgot our
anniversary just confirms that it's time for "we" to become "me." It's not easy
to carry on a successful relationship with someone like you. And by that, I mean
someone who is downright stupid, you feebleminded dimwit. Oh yeah, I almost
forgot to point out that you're pure evil, a characteristic that most people do
NOT appreciate. You might want to work on that. I also really need more space, I
don't like feeling like an elephant in a telephone booth. I hope you understand.
The wise Righteous Brothers wrote a song called "You've lost that lovin'
feeling." You might want to listen to it a few times, because I've lost that
loving feeling.
Why do you spend so little money on me? Buying me a happy
meal at McDonald's does not count as taking me out to dinner. If you ever get
engaged, just remember that an onion ring is not a valid replacement for a
wedding ring. You're like cling wrap around me, but what you need to realize is
that I am not a vegetable and your clinginess is unbearable. Sometimes you need
to take things a bit slower, and just have fun. Unfortunately, this relationship
is becoming too serious for my tastes. And as if that wasn't enough, you have to
criticize me all the time! Now it's my turn to be the critic. I give you one
thumb up: stick it up your ass! All that nagging of yours worked, assuming your
intent was to get rid of me. At first I couldn't understand what smelled so bad
when I spent time with you, but now it's clear: you're spoiled like a piece of
meat left out in the sun. You don't live in a soap opera, so quit causing so
much drama. I'm not a puppet, you can't just control me by pulling on a string,
so why do you try to control everything I do? I need my freedom, and there's
nothing you can do about it. Another problem is that you're irresponsible, and I
just don't want to put up with the consequences of your decisions anymore. What
really breaks the deal is your horrible grammar. Srsly d00d, learn 2 rite a
sentance!
Sorry, but you're not even worth keeping as a friend. Why are you
so boring? I've seen rocks that are more interesting than you. I never want to
see you again, jerkface! Stay away from me or I'll beat you with a frozen
salmon. I think you get the idea: this relationship is over.
Yours truly,
Hillary

Never say never...

2009-03-11T09:35:00.001-05:00

What is something you always said you would never do, but you did anyway? Traffic guy, Jeff Parker, joined us in studio today to answer this question.

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QUICK! What's the number for 911???

2009-03-11T06:07:00.003-05:00

I was under the impression that 911 was for real emergencies, i.e. wrecks, burglaries, medical conditions...not when a fast food chain gets your order wrong.

It amazes me how many morons who call 911 to report ridiculous non-emergencies. Check them out: http://www.911callers.com/ My favorites are the butterfly man and the Burger King wrong order.

Ah, the smell of freesia in the morning...

2009-03-10T09:49:00.001-05:00

The Vatican claims the washing machine is the best invention of the 20th century because it liberates women...giving them more free time. So what liberates Derek?

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Rectosaurus

2009-03-07T10:41:00.001-06:00

Derek has dicovered a new dinosaur...the rectosaurus!!!

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3-4-09 Punchline Phoneline Friday: Winning Joke

2009-03-06T10:32:00.003-06:00

Congrats to Jessica Reeves of Buckner, this week's Punchline Phoneline Friday winner receiving Loretta Lynn concert tickets!!!

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Brainstorming session....

2009-03-06T10:26:00.001-06:00

How do we come up with what we talk about on the air is often asked. Well here is your answer...cold calling our co-workers.

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Give me, give me!!!

2009-03-04T07:19:00.002-06:00

Officers with the LA county Sheriff's Department found a shipping crate...they pried it open and found this:

Yep, an 840-pound Brazilian emerald which is thought to be worth $372 million. I know what i want for Christmas! I'm sure once the clean it up it will be really purtty =)

Read the whole story here:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123578111660297983.html

A face only a mother could love...

2009-03-02T08:48:00.002-06:00

Introducing "Ugly Bat Boy". Yes, that's his name and, yes, that is a cat. Ugliest cat award nominee? It looks like he is wearing a tattered mink shaw. ME-OW...

Fun Fact of the Day

2009-03-02T06:03:00.002-06:00

During WWII, a lab in the US made a boo boo that turned into a huge success. The attempted to make a rubber substitute $147 million later they came up with this instead....

SILLY PUTTY! Love that stuff. Remember putting it on the newspaper and transferring the image or making Silly Putty bubbles...awe...memories!

So what has Taylor swift been up to lately?

2009-03-02T06:02:00.003-06:00

I hope it's gonna make you notice.

L-O-V-E HER!!! Don't forget to log on to www.krmd.com and sign up so Taylor Swift can perform...live and FREE at your high school. Hurry contest ends March 23rd!

Patsy Cline Lip Synch

2009-02-25T10:19:00.000-06:00

Thanks to my "Mil" for sending this my way....Funny!

Could you imagine waking up to this?

2009-02-25T07:01:00.003-06:00

Her name is Elaine Davison of Scotland and she was recently named the Most Pierced Woman in the world. she has a grand total of 6,005 piercing including 1,500 which she claims are internal- whatever that means...yuck! She looks like she got tangled up in a chandelier. WHY WHY WHY?!?

Just in case you haven't seen it...

2009-02-24T10:07:00.003-06:00

Ok so I know at least 4 million people have seen this, but if you haven't watch. This poor kid just got a tooth removed and is still feeling the effects of the anesthesia. Cute...funny...watch:

Introducing Willie....

2009-02-24T08:13:00.001-06:00

Drew and I added a new addition to the family. This is our 6 week old puppy..isn't he adorable? I am so in love! More pics to come...I'm a proud dog mom. =)

Shake n' Wake

2009-02-24T07:58:00.002-06:00

Heavy sleeper? Can't quit hitting the snooze? Take this guy's idea:

Zipperific

2009-02-18T08:04:00.005-06:00

So is the economy putting a cramp on your checkbook and your wardrobe? have no fear ladies, coming to a store near you THE ZIPPER! A dress that comes equipped with 120 separate zippers that can be zipped, unzipped or partially zipped, providing you with more than 100 different outfits. However, this thing look like it should come with a warning label...could you imagine getting tangles up in that mess. And what if you have to go to the bathroom really bad?-"Which zipper, which zipper! AH!"

Carrie Undercover

2009-02-18T05:09:00.003-06:00

So many celebrities are taking the, "my personal life is private path." I say to each his own, but seriously as a celebrity/public figure is that possible? Fans love celebs and love to know EVERYTHING about them...so why do they play these games?
Take our Carrie Underwood for instance. She is always very hush, hush about who she is dating, but her recent stunt is a little RA-diculous.
Carrie is "allegedly" seeing Ottawa Senators hockey player Mike Fisher. However, you would think she was embarrassed to be seen with him after the stunt she pulled on Monday night at Mike's game.
She was in the Sky Box when Canada's TSN network showed her on the jumbotron and this is what happened:

OK, that is going a little too far. I love you Carrie, but if you don't want to be seen with you sig other don't go to his games....duh! Do you think she should be ashamed of dating him? He doesn't look bad to me.

Hamster Hike

2009-02-16T07:37:00.002-06:00

You can find anything on the Internet...and I mean anything. Now with technology today just regular old Joe's have the ability to post anything and everything and they do just that.

Much like this guy in the UK who has set up a website called Hamster Hike which tracks how far his hamster Horatio runs every day.

Last week, Horatio ran 27.69 miles, which is about 27 more mile than you. And as of yesterday, Horatio had run 157.5 miles in 37 days or more than 4 miles a day.

Where do hamsters think they are going? Isn't that frustrating for them?

http://hamsterhike.co.uk/blog/

Did you notice

2009-02-16T07:32:00.002-06:00

If you caught "The Simpsons" last night you probably noticed that: 1. It was in HD for the first time ever and B they revamped the opening sequence for the first time EVER since its premiere in 1989. I know this may seem odd, but it kind of saddens me to see the old one go. It was always neat to see how far the characters had come...anywho...check it out.

PREVIEW: Taylor Swift on CSI

2009-02-16T07:27:00.002-06:00

The episode airs March 5th- Taylor Swifts big acting debut on "CSI"...get your sneek peak here-

They have a web site for everything!

2009-02-11T08:54:00.002-06:00

Check this out: http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Is it disturbing that it kind of makes me hungry...especially the turbaconucken- a chicken that is been stuffed inside a duck, then inside a turkey and then wrapped in bacon- yummy!

Wake up and win

2009-02-11T08:53:00.002-06:00

72% of women surveyed said that this would be their ultimate fantasy.

Starring in a soap opera (highlight for answer)

Toby's face-to-face battle

2009-02-10T06:30:00.002-06:00

Why in the world would you: A. Go to a Toby Keith Concert and flip him off and throw a beer at him? B. Why would you want to mess with someone the size of Toby's?

If you, like myself, cannot fathom the answers maybe this moron can.

A man (if you really can call him that) at Toby Keith's concert Saturday night in Pikeville, Kentucky had the smart idea to drink a couple to many, flip Toby the bird, and then THROW A BEER at him!

According to reports, Toby stopped the show, jumped off the stage and got all up in his face. Toby fired off a few choice words but the guy didn't want any piece of it so he backed down. Security showed up and dragged the loser out. There were no arrests (surprising!)

Here is some video of the aftermath. Toby is apologizing to the audience for stopping the show. however WARNING...video is not safe for work or kids due to language. You have been warned...enjoy!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/09/toby-keith-bashes-beer-tosser/

Are you anti-Valentine's day???

2009-02-10T06:24:00.002-06:00

If you are bitter about Valentine's day this Saturday, you are not alone. "In Color" singer Jamey Johnson has your back.

Jamey is offering anti-Valentine's Day e-cards that you can send to...whomever. Each card features a written message and has Jamey's song, "Mowin Down the Roses" playing in the background.

Choose from three pre-written messages such as:

or write your own...either way...enjoy!

http://www.umgnashville.com/site/valentines/jamey/index.html#c

Wake up and win

2009-02-10T06:23:00.001-06:00

61% of MEN, of all ages, say they would like this from a woman on Valentine's Day.

Flowers (highlight for answer)

KIDS BEWARE...

2009-02-09T05:54:00.003-06:00

15-year-old Trenton of Virginia hasn't been taking school seriously, and it showed on his latest report card.

So to teach him a lesson about blowing off school, his parents made him stand on a street corner for several hours on a Saturday (ouch) wearing a sandwich board that displayed crappy grades and read this....

BRILLIANT! (Hillary taking notes for future reference) However, what is an E grade? Is that worse than a D, but not as bad as an F? I have been out of the school thing for a few so I'm confused.

Wake up and win

2009-02-09T05:53:00.001-06:00

Only 19% of women think this part of their body is attractive.

Their feet (highlight for answer)

RAN-DUMB Mugshot

2009-02-06T06:21:00.003-06:00

I was sent this from a friend and because of its extreme idiocy I had to pass it on. I'm all about freedom of speech, but why, WHY would you do this to yourself. (Of course, it has been blurred for obvious reasons, but you can fill in the blur???) I'm not sure why this man was arrested, but I am sure (judging by the tattoo) it wasn't for hugging someone to long. If and when he gets out how does he expect to find work with that thing? You can definitely cross Walmart greeter off his list. What jobs do you think he can get?

Wake up and win

2009-02-06T06:10:00.001-06:00

54% of women say that doing this helps them perform better at the office.

Dress up (highlight for answer)

HA-Larious...yet so true

2009-02-05T10:38:00.000-06:00

Wake up and win

2009-02-05T07:57:00.002-06:00

80% of 10 year old girls do this in the U.S.

Go on a diet (highlight for answer)- How sad is that?!?

Wake up and win

2009-02-04T07:53:00.001-06:00

People who do this job for a living take more sick days than anybody else.

Postal Worker(highlight for answer)

Wake up and win

2009-02-03T06:03:00.002-06:00

According to a Glamour magazine reader survey: 73% of women say a man's ________ is a real turn on.

Sense of humor (highlight for answer)

One second of fame

2009-02-02T20:24:00.003-06:00

So the Super Bowl commercials were not entertaining this year. The few that were funny just got a small chuckle out of me. The 3-D was NOT 3-D...I was so dissapointed. So why did they spend so much money on this crap if it is going to be a regular old commercial?
However, I have to give it to the Miller High Life people. They were pretty smart with their one second ad. Not only did they save a load of cash, but they really got more than they paid for by word of mouth. Everyone was talking about it...before the game, during the game, and even after. And they were funnier to me in one second that the rest of them were in 60.....PURE GENIUS!
Here are some outtakes of their one second ($100,000) ad.

Top Five Signs You Had Too Much Fun At Your Super Bowl Party

2009-02-02T08:11:00.002-06:00

1. Keith Richards looks in better shape than you

2. Somehow you have grass stains in your hair

3. By the third Quarter, the gang actually went for the "Naked Twister" suggestion

4. Well, there's that Yak in the kitchen

5. The NFL announces that next year, the game's at your house.

Wake up and Win

2009-02-02T07:54:00.003-06:00

The average one of these has 18 in attendance.

A Superbowl party (highlight for answer)

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Happy Birthday to me!

2009-01-30T16:04:00.002-06:00

What great news on the eve, eve, of my 27th birthday!!!

So we knew Taylor Swift was headlining her own tour with Kelli Pickler and we just wished she would come here! Well our wishes came true kiddos. I just received word from our very own Nashville Kat, Taylor will be driving into town September 11th....AAHHHHHH!!!!! SO, SO EXCITED!!! She will rock the hizzy!

Have a great weekend!

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Wake up and win

2009-01-30T06:09:00.003-06:00

Sales of this increase quite a bit before Super Bowl weekend.

Furniture (highlight for answer)

Helpful for the men

2009-01-29T06:08:00.002-06:00

Never know when to walk on egg shells around your lady friend? One minute she is sweet and loving and the next she is Satan's spawn, breathing fire.

Well let me help you out with this new website called http://www.pmsbuddy.com/ where you sign up for a monthly reminder that it's about to be that time of the month where you should be extra EXTRA sweet to your lady love. This way everyone walks away unharmed and happy. AND YOUR WELCOME!

Wake up and win

2009-01-29T06:07:00.002-06:00

It takes new parents 45 hours to figure this out.

A name for their child (highlight for answer)

WINTER WATCH INFORMATION

2009-01-28T06:39:00.001-06:00

Road Information
LA State Police Road & Bridge Info: 225-379-1232
Arkansas Road Information: 501-569-2374
Texas Road Information: 1-800-452-9292
Oklahoma Road Information: 888-425-2385

Power Company Information
AEP SWEPCO Information: 888-218-3919
CLECO Power Information: 1-800-622-6537
ARKLA Emergency Info: 1-888-876-5786 (318) 227-2560, 2555
Valley Electric Info: 1-800-733-8430 or (318) 352-3601
ENTERGY Electric Information: 800-968-8243
Claiborne Electric Info: 1-800-929-3504 or (318) 927-3504

CLOSINGS

School Closings
Avery ISD, in Red River County, Texas will open Wednesday @ 10am. Buses will be running 2 hrs late.
Jefferson, Texas will open Wednesday @ 10am
Linden-Kildare ISD open 10am on Wednesday
Mt. Pleasant ISD
Panola College campuses closed on Wednesday until Noon
Pittsburg, Texas ISD will open Wednesday @ 10am
Ore City ISD will open Wednesday @ 10am.
Simms, Texas ISD will open Wednesday @ 10am
University of Arkansas Community College at Hope closed on Wednesday

Business Closings
Aaron Coil Product Longview Texas closed 7pm Tuesday--reopen at 10am on Wednesday

***courtesy of KTBS.com

Wake up and win

2009-01-28T06:27:00.001-06:00

50% of women say they enjoy doing this because it provides them with some "me" time.

Washing Dishes (highlight for answer)

Jessica Simpson gone soft?

2009-01-27T08:37:00.006-06:00

Critics are doing what they do best and criticizing J Simpson's new look at a Florida chili cook-off saying she looks like she has packed on some lbs.

I say, so what? Why can't curvy be in? Had she lost weight they would have made it an issue..."Jessica Simpson and her eating disorder" Now that she looks healthy, in my opinion, people call her fat. What is the deal?

However, Jessica is not ashamed of her new curves. She recently told Us Weekly, "Curves are better. I don't get the whole rail thing. It's not good for your heart, it's not good for your mind; it's emotionally destructive, it really is."

So go on with your bad, curvy self Jess! But sister, we need to talk about this outfit...yikes!

Etch-A-Sketch Art

2009-01-27T06:06:00.006-06:00

George Vlosich picked up his very first Etch-A-Sketch in 1989, and spent 80 hours sketching the U.S. Capitol building. He enjoyed it so much that he has created his own business making Etch-A-Sketch portraits. Check them out:

How does he do that I can 't even make a circle on that dang thing?

Weird

2009-01-27T06:04:00.001-06:00

Look! It's Bushbama

Wake up and win

2009-01-27T06:02:00.001-06:00

70% of women regret this about their high school years.

Their hairstyle (highlight for answer)

Wanna see the skinny you?

2009-01-26T06:01:00.002-06:00

So you are trying to lose weight, and you have magazine clippings of skinny models on the fridge, mirror, wallet, car, all sources of motivation on how you want to look.
Well go a step further with http://www.weightview.com/.
All you do is upload a picture of yourself, tell the staff how much weight you want to lose and bingo!- in 24 hours they e-mail a digitally altered photo of the new and improved you!
AND IT'S FREE! How cool is this?

Wake up and win

2009-01-26T06:00:00.001-06:00

In the early 1800s people with this job could sit while they did it. Now, they have to stand.

Baseball umpires (highlight for answer)

Wake up and Win

2009-01-23T06:31:00.001-06:00

Survey says THIS will change six times in a woman's lifetime, what is it?

Her bra size (highlight for answer)

My Inaugural Photo

2009-01-22T08:18:00.003-06:00

Do you see me? Yeah I made history...I was there at the Inagutation. See? On the right?

If you're upset that you couldn't make it to D.C. for the inauguration then I have the thing for you. A new website, MyInauguralPhoto.com which allows you to Photoshop your face onto someone else's body so you can say you too were there.

OK, so it doesn't look real, but it's not like you are hard at work right now anyway...so by all means have fun.

http://www.myinauguralphoto.com/

Wake up and win

2009-01-22T08:17:00.001-06:00

90% of us have done this at least once in our lives with a cell phone.

Dial our own number to locate our lost phone (highlight for answer)

Kelli Pickler picks a monkey

2009-01-21T06:29:00.002-06:00

"The Pickler family has gotten bigger. (And no I don't have a kid.) I adopted a Marmoset Monkey! She is the cutest thing. She is so tiny, only weighs three ounces right now."

Kelli Pickler talks about yet another animal she has added to her family. She is a regular Noah and his ark....two dogs, a snake, a monkey....what's next. The monkey it sooo cute though, but I heard they throw there own feces...I don't care how cute you are, if you throw poop I don't want ya'!

Words of wisdom for the new first daughters

2009-01-21T06:03:00.003-06:00

It is a tradition for the outgoing president to leave a note for the incoming one, and Bush did just that for Obama.

However, there was not just one note left in the White House for the new family but two.

The former first daughters, Jenna and Barbara, left one for Obama;s daughters, Sasha and Malia with pointers on how to enjoy their time in the White House as the president's daughters.

Read their letter here: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123239885943895155.html

Wake up and win

2009-01-21T06:02:00.002-06:00

A typical American spends 95% of their day doing this.

Sitting (highlight for answer)

Wake up and win

2009-01-20T05:24:00.001-06:00

What was the 1st fast-food chain?

White Castle (highlight for answer)

Taylor Swift CSI sneak peek...

2009-01-19T09:45:00.001-06:00

Check her out in her wig...I like the original Taylor better...

Wake up and win

2009-01-19T05:10:00.003-06:00

This TV icon has been around since the 60s. He still gets hundreds of fan letters a week, even though he's not real, who is he?

Pillsbury Doughboy (highlight for answer)

Wake up and win

2009-01-16T05:34:00.001-06:00

Sales of this go up 20% over Super Bowl weekend.

Antacids (highlight for answer)

Wake up and win

2009-01-15T06:03:00.001-06:00

Ameicans eat an equivalent of one million of these per hour

Chickens (highlight for answer)

Paisley TIckets tomorrow!!!

2009-01-14T18:37:00.002-06:00

Listen for the secret word starting at 5am tomorrow morning with Derek and myself. When you hear it be caller 10 to win BRAD PAISLEY tickets from your official country concert leader 101.1 KRMD!!!

Oh the secret word is "BOOGER"- Yea...I didn't come up with that...it was all Derek and Todd. Boys....geez.

GOOD LUCK!

Wake up and win

2009-01-14T05:33:00.002-06:00

27% of us would rather have a tooth drilled than this

Clean their house (highlight for answer)

BEST JOB EVER!!!!

2009-01-13T07:35:00.003-06:00

Out of work? Hate what you do? Well this is for you!

The heads of Australia tourism are offering up what they say is the best job in the world -- they need a caretaker for a paradise island. The job pays $70,000 for the six-month gig but given the minimal work required, it works out to about $1,000 an hour!

The new position on Hamilton Island, on the Great Barrier Reef, requires no academic qualifications, but applicants must be able to swim and have an "adventurous attitude". Included is a free three-bedroom house and free flights. So what exactly do you have to do? Well those doing the hiring say they want the person to promote the island to a "global market" and the only requirement is that he or she keeps a blog of what's going on-- a job that should take less than three hours a week. The rest of the time they can go diving, help marine biologists or come up with ideas for new activities for visitors. Tourism Queensland spokesman Jonathan Sloan said, "This is the best job in the world, there's no question about it." The job is being advertised in 18 countries and the successful candidate will be announced in May.

Apply here: http://www.islandreefjob.com/

Wake up and win

2009-01-13T07:33:00.002-06:00

33% of American males say they will ignore this and wait for someone else to do it.

Change the light bulb (highlight for answer)

Wake up and win

2009-01-12T05:29:00.003-06:00

In Italy, this well known cartoon character known as Toplino- who is it?

Mickey Mouse (highlight for answer)

Live from New York it's Taylor Swift

2009-01-11T10:11:00.004-06:00

Our Tay-Tay (Taylor Swift) was on Saturday Night Live, not only as the musical guest BUT even made her way on stage for a little skit. Not only was she amazing as always, seriously what can't this girl do, but she made SNL history being the youngest Country star to perform on the show.

So we know she can sing, but can she act? Well SNL wasn't her first go round. Taylor told CMT.com. "When I was younger -- when I was about 10 or 11 -- I was part of a children's theater group and we would always have this little sketch thing that we'd put together, and it was all basically off of Saturday Night Live. So I used to watch every episode. I cannot believe that I get to be here and actually do this. This is one of those dreams that I put up here on a shelf and I never thought I'd get to do."
Check out her performance below: